He Who Smelt It...

OK, it happened again. One of the people that lives here "broke wind." "Tooted." "Let one rip." "Cut the cheese." "Passed gas." What do you think happened next? "Haaaannnnnaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" The nerve. Why do you people always have to blame the dog? It's as if you think we don't understand English or something.

Just say "excuse me" and be done with it.

Hannah